RIP Evel Knievel 1938-2007

Legendary daredevil Evel Knievel passed away today at the age of 69. Here is an awesome clip of Evel jumping the Snake River Canyon back in 1974. He was the original Jack Ass!!

Word of the Day

sexile
To banish a roomate from the room/dorm/apartment for the purpose of engaging in intimate relations with one's significant other/sex partner.

My roomate is gonna sexile me on Valentine's Day so that he and Yolanda can have their hot monkey sex in our room.

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She's starting to look more like a fem-bot

Katie Holms (aka Tom's prisoner) showed up at an awards ceremony looking like one of Austin Power's fem-bots. By the way Kaite, you are never going to be a fashion icon. (Source)

Oh My!

Former teen idol Debbie Gibson, (oh I'm sorry Deborah) it appears has gotten a nose job. I didn't know the "Owen Wilson" was a popular choice. Poor girl it looks like her nose was flattened by a semi. (Source)

Another Baby

Former Sopranos star Drea de Matteo, 35 has given birth to a baby girl, Alabama Gypsy Rose Wednesday night. The father is musician boyfriend Shooter Jennings, 28 son of late country legend Waylon Jennings. (Source)

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manther
A male [cougar]. Single, usually divorced, and at a minimum 10 years older than a [cougar].

He did not care if the youth laughed at his ragtop corvette that even at this age he could not afford, for he was manther.

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Didn't she just make the announcement?

Christina Aguilera just announced she was pregnant like last week and she is already posing naked. In the January issue of Marie Claire there is naked and preggers Christina. I guess that is the celeb thing to do now. (Source)

What a Fatty!

I absolutely love British tabloid newspapers! They are so caddy and fantastic! Here are some pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt in a bikini and is not looking like the I Know What You Did Last Summer girl we all know and love. She is not fat at all! (Source)

Helio Castroneves sure works fast.

Helio Castroneves is fresh of his DWTS victory and he is not wasting any time. It appears that his girlfriend, Aliette Vazquez of six years have broken up. In the finale he kissed his partner Julianne Hough sparking rumors of a fling. Soak up that 15 minutes Helio!

Hollywood Baby!

Lou Diamond Phillips and his wife of three months, makeup artist Yvonne Marie, have welcomed their first child, the actor's rep says. Daughter Indigo Sanara was born on Oct. 9, says the rep. (Source)

How can you tell if you are an irrelevant actor?
Answer: When your child was born a month and a half ago and you are just announcing it now.

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To the dome
To consume an entire quantity of intoxicant in a sort time, by one's self. Dude!

Did you just see that? John just took a half-ounce to his dome!

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The Hulk's lawyers are evil geniuses.

The pending divorce between Hulk Hogan and his wife, Linda could serve as a strategic move in a civil suit over the wreck that critically injured a young man, John Graziano riding with their son, Nick. Kimberley Kohn, the Graziano attorney, thinks it's a way for them to protect their assets. Kohn said if Linda gets half that would also cut Hulk's assets in half. (Source)

Baby time

Usher and his wife, Tameka Foster, welcomed a baby boy on Monday night. Multiple sources told PEOPLE before the birth that the couple planned to name their son Usher Raymond V. (Source)

What we have to look forward to

Well the writer's strike is about to hit TV in the next four weeks. Here is a list of episodes that are left as of November 26.

1 episode left-Shark, The Unit, Two and a Half Men, Bionic Woman

2 episodes left-Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, Private Practice, Pushing Daisies, My Name is Earl
Desperate Housewives

3 episodes left-CSI, 30 Rock, Criminal Minds, Dirty Sexy Money, Numb3rs

4-episodes left-Bones, Brothers & Sisters, Gossip Girl, Chuck, House, Ugly Betty

Fantasy Player of the Week

Congrats to Frank Gore for being the NFL's Fantasy Player of the Week for Week 12. You know I had him on my team last year. Yeah but not this year...I just have a bunch of scrubs!! Is this some kind plot against me?!

Word of the Day

sweet as
New zealand slang for "everything's okay."Can also be used in place of "yes!"

"yeah, my night was sweet as, got [on the piss] with some mates and sung [karaoke]... badly"

"wanna beer mate?"
"yeah, sweet as"

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Song of the Week

Girls Aloud - Love Machine

Say it isn't so!

Glamour model Jordan aka Katie Price is getting a breast reduction! Now I'm not sure if it is when Pamela Anderson got a "breast reduction" and just got new implants. Oh Jordan we will miss them! (Source)

Muy Bueno!

Here is a photo of Selma Hayek and her daughter Valentina Paloma Pinault born Sept 20. Too cute.

Word of the Day

cyber monday
Cyber Monday is the Monday after [Black Friday], when online retailers will be looking for their biggest sales from those who checked out products over the thanksgiving weekend, and will now be ordering them Monday at work.

Forget those long black Friday lines, I'm going to order on Cyber Monday!

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WTF?!?

Britney Spears to adopt Chinese twins!

Rhydian is back!

Rhydian was back on UK's X-Factor this week. Um, when are they going to get the fog machines going on American Idol? Ugh, Sharon Osborne she is so not better than Paula. Does Simon ever go on vacation?

Superman that....oh wait, that is inappropriate.

Superman Returns actor Brandon Routh married his longtime girlfriend, actress Courtney Ford, on Saturday at the beautiful El Capitan Ranch in Santa Barbara. The couple met four years ago and became engaged last summer. I predict they will be divorced by the time the next movie comes out. (source)

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purge the cabin
Rolling the windows down on a vehicle for some fresh air, usually after one of the passengers has passed gas.

Damn was that foul! Purge the cabin before we sufficate back here!

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We should be so lucky

I forgot about this guy but he is still in jail! Apparently Joe Francis has been touring American jails because he enjoys filming underage girls for his Girls Gone Wild videos. He has been saying "I fear for my life if I have to go back there [Florida]. These are the same people that killed a 14-year-old boy," a reference to a February 2006 incident in which a teen died while being restrained by guards. He also said he was "tortured" in Oklahoma's Grady County Jail, where he stayed for three weeks while being transferred to a prison in Nevada. He claims guards threatened to strap him naked to a chair for 48 hours and refused to give him a blanket. They threatened?? So they didn't actually do it? Quit whining! (Source)

Another Reality Show Divorce

If you want your celebrity marriage on the fast track to divorce then get yourself a reality show. Linda Marie Bollea, better known has Hulk Hogan's wife has filed for divorce after 24 years of marriage. The couple have two children Brooke, 19 & Nick, 17. The entire family stared on the VH1 reality show Hogan Knows Best. (Source)

Word of the Day

sike
The immediately preceding statement is false and was told to mislead.

I really miss that show [Blossom] ... SIKE!

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Unwrap the soap
Being the first one of your hotel roomates to get up in the morning and take a shower.

Dude, I'm sleeping in. It's your turn to unwrap the soap.

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Happy Thanksgiving Ya'll!

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Poultrarian
A poultrarian is a person whose diet consists of vegetarian fare and select cuts of chicken and turkey, typically lean and boneless. They do not enjoy red meat, seafood, or any other meat in their diet. Poultrarian comes from the combination of poultry and vegetarian.

A poultrarian would never eat a steak, but would enjoy chicken stir-fry.

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Do humans produce white boogers?

There are photos on the Internet of Amy Winehouse with some mysterious white substance up her nose. Interesting. Also her husband Blake Fielder-Civil remanded in custody a fortnight ago accused of perverting the course of justice and causing grievous bodily harm. Whatever that means. And another thing who is letter their child hang out with this hot mess. Click here to see what I am talking about.

I hope she's a better actress than her mother.

Madonna’s daughter Lourdes, has been asked to join the new Harry Potter film. Ralph Fiennes’ nine-year-old nephew Hero Fiennes Tiffin has already signed to play the child version of his uncle’s evil Lord Voldemort character in the sixth instalment, The Half-Blood Prince. (Source)

New Kid on the Block

Joey McIntyre and his wife Barrett welcomed a son on Tuesday in L.A. The name has not been disclosed and this is the first child for both. (Source)

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pornfolio
The mass of porn that one has stored on their computer, generally in a separate folder.

Damn dude, I got 117 porn [mpeg]s in my pornfolio.

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Yeah, I figured

Britney's secrets are starting to come out. Former lawyer Eric Ervin, who worked with Spears as a teenager, and tells Us Weekly in its new cover story that the "virgin" image Spears portrayed was, in his words, a "PR blitz." In fact, Us reports in its new issue that Spears lost her virginity at 14 to boyfriend Reg Jones, and that she and Justin Timberlake were intimate from the beginning. There are also other things that he exposes about the trouble star. (Source)

Attention TJ Maxx Shoppers

Yes that is American Idol's Constantine Mouralis at what appears to be a TJ Maxx or Marshall's performing. That's just what I need when I am pawing through discount pants some douche singing in my ear.

Fantasy Player of the Week

Congrats to Terrell Owens for being NFL Fantasy Player of the Week for Week 11. I can't wait for this horrible season to be over! What's up with that from first to worst.

Word of the Day

the iraq
The recipient of much needed maps from U.S. Americans along with the South Africa and the Asian countries so that we will be able to build up our future, according to [Miss South Carolina].

Person 1: Hey Dick, do you think its time we invade the Iraq?
Person 2: We can use these new maps I just got off the internets.

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Song of the Week

Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers - American Girl

RIP Dick Wilson AKA 'Mr. Whipple' 1916-2007

Dick Wilson passed away today at the age of 91. He was best known for being Mr. Whipple in the Don't Squeeze the Charmin commercials.

This guy is way better than Jordin Sparks

This is all over youtube, Rhydian Roberts is on the X-Factor which is the UK, American Idol. Why can't there be cool people like that on AI. Those back ground guys are sexy too.

Blind Item

WHICH leading man has aged a bit since his last major starring role - and so, in an effort to freshen up, got a dye job and an eye lift? Studio execs on the sure-to-be-blockbuster movie he's in are relieved. (Source)

Nicolas Cage? or Harrison Ford?

Word of the Day

deck change
Wrapping a towel around oneself to change (typically into or out of a bathing suit) in a public setting. The "deck" is the walking surface around a swimming pool.

Kyle was in the middle of a hurried deck change when he was [pants]ed. Hilarity ensued.

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Spice Girls 2.0

Here is another UK manufactured girl group on the UK version of American Idol. These girls look a lot less hagish and they are singing live!

Make sure you watch

The Spice Girls had their first live performance in 7 years at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Even though they lip-synced they still stole the show. The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show will air Tuesday December 4 at 10:00pm on CBS. (Source)

Word of the Day

clark kent job
your day job, or a job that help pays the bills but it's not what you really want to do.

what's your clark kent job?

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bunched
To be upset, or angry and to have one's panties in a bunch.

Sally's bunched because she doesn't have a date to the dance.
Tim's all bunched up because he didn't prepare for the board meeting.

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13 isn't what is used to be.

Click here to see a side by side picture of Lindsay Lohan at age 13 and her sister Ali Lohan at age 13. Yeah this girl won't be doing lines at Hyde anytime soon.

What did you expect?

people are pissed off that the Amy Winehouse shows are terrible. Um you bought tickets to Amy Winehouse! Here's footage of a recent show.

Word of the Day

fake take
Pretending to enter and store someone's phone number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime"

Jeff: Why did you take that loser's number and tell him you'll call him?
Chris: Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take"

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roll thick
To associate with a large group of people. To travel/go out with a large entourage.

Don't mess with Tyrone. He rolls thick.

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Guess which one's the woman

Christina Aguleria had her baby shower over the weekend. It was a carnival theme and Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale were among the guests along with a group of drag queens. You know nothing says a baby shower like a carnie theme...seriously, why do you want a bunch of carnies hanging around your house. The picture from the shower I'm not sure which one is Christina.

Donda West investigation heats up.

Kayne West's mother passed away over the weekend due to complications from a plastic surgery procedure. LA County will be performing an autopsy on Tuesday to find the cause of death. (Source)

Is there anything these girls won't do for a buck

The Spice Girls are now staring in a Tesco commercial in the UK. From what I gather Tesco looks like Wal-Mart. I doubt any of these women really shop there.

Word of the Day

pushing prize
A gift for a new mother, typically an expensive piece of jewellery. "Pushing" refers to labour of childbirth.

So what did she get as a pushing prize?
She got a diamond ring, it's gorgeous!

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fire hazard
A man who is utterly in denial of his homosexuality(in the closet) despite the fact that he is clearly gay to the objective observer(flaming).

Hey Mike, Jessica's fire hazard of a husband was checking out your ass again.

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bluewalls
The female equivalent of [blue balls].

Andre gave Christina bluewalls...and then he drove to Taco Bell to eat a grande meal.

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MY EYES! MY EYES!

A recent National Enquirer report claimed that Spencer Pratt, 24, has been shopping footage of himself and some pals hooking up with a bevy of Brazilian women (before he met fiance Heidi Montag, 21) and wants it released on the sly under the guise that it had been “stolen.” oh great this is just what we need, to see this guy's ugly mug on a sex tape! (Source)

The only thing that can stop Jack Bauer.

Fox has announced because of the writer's strike the seventh season of "24" has been postponed indefinitely. American Idol is supposed to go on as planned. This is going to be happening to lots of shows soon. Of course this means an influx of crappy reality shows. (Source)

Word of the Day

Winge
Bitching about something, or having a bitch. Getting on other people's nerves by complaining a lot.

The little boy continued to winge while waiting for his mother to finish the grocery shopping.

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It's like 1990 all over again.

So I wonder if they are going to make a Lifetime movie starting Alyssa Milano? Amy Fisher is suing her estranged husband about a sex tape. According to TMZ Amy & Joey Buttafuoco reunited for a reality show. Did I miss something? (Source)

Fantasy Player of the Week

Congrats to Adrian Peterson for being the NFL Fantasy Player of the Week for Week 9. This rookie is amazing! Oh and by the way I have yet to have a Player of the Week. What's the deal!?!

Word of the Day

moobs
A combination of the words "man" and "boobs." This is what happens when fat gathers in a male's chest area, and gives him the appearance of having breasts.Usually seen in overweight males, but can strangely also occur in men who are not really overweight.

"Those moobs are quite sizable."
"Indeed."

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Mother of the Year, Ya'll

Kerry Katona is at it again! Kerry has admitted to smoking & drinking while pregnant! Health officials in Britain are telling people not to follow her example. Duh, ya think! (Source)

Blind item

WHICH struggling starlet is as obnoxious and stuck-up in real life as she is in her terrible teen flicks? She was rude and cruel to the staff and to a young fan during a free meal she chowed down at a high-end Midtown restaurant.

Vanessa Anne Hudgens? or maybe Ashley Tisdale?

(Source)

I think she's training for something else.

Katie Holmes ran the NYC Marathon yesterday with a time of 5:29:58. My hats off to homegirl. That is something I could never dream of doing. But do you remember that movie Sleeping with the Enemy? Julia Roberts trained for months to swim long distances to get away from her crazy husband...yeah, Katie is so doing that to get away from Tom Cruise one day. (Source)

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gravy train
A job where no work is involved. To get paid for doing nothing. Standing around at work and talking all day.

Look over there, Brian is riding the gravy train again.

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Next he'll be in rehab.

Shia LaBeouf was arrested at a Chicago Walgreens at 2:30 this morning when he refused to leave the store. A security guard repeatedly told LaBeouf that he wasn't welcome and had to leave because he appeared to be drunk, police said. Wooo, a Walgreen's watch out folks, he is hard core. He'll be on America's Most Wanted before we know it. (Source)

When they say "fatten up" they mean tipping the scales at 85 lbs

Victoria Beckham has been told to eat more so she can "keep up with the strenuous dance routines planned for the tour." Woman doesn't dance, she poses! I have never seen this woman dance, they are telling us lies!! We'll see if this "eating more" to Posh means two leaves of lettuce a day instead of one. (Source)

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poke war
A back and forth battle utilizing Facebook's poking mechanism.

Ben will never win the poke war.

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Groomsmen

The Groomsmen

A groom and his four groomsmen wrestle with issues such as fatherhood, honesty and growing up in the week leading up to his wedding. The movie was written & directed by Edward Burns so if you like The Brothers McMullen & She's the One then you will enjoy this movie.

Paulie (Edward Burns) is getting ready to marry his girlfriend Sue (Brittany Murphy) who is 5 months pregnant. Paulie's older brother Jimbo (Donal Logue) who is the best men keeps telling Paulie that it is a big mistake marrying Sue because they will turn into his life in a loveless marriage.

Meanwhile T.C. (John Leguizamo) a friend of Paulie's comes back to town after disappearing for 8 years with no explanation. T.C. has to deal with Paulie & Jimbo's cousin, Mike (Jay Mohr) and the repercussions of T.C. leaving and the fact when T.C. left he stole Mike's Tom Seaver baseball card.

The only content member of the group is Dez (Matthew Lillard) who is happily married and has two wonderful sons. Dez's job is to try and keep the peace between the brothers & friends.

This movie was your typical Ed Burns movie. There were lots of dialogue and deep bonds between family & friends. There is also the ignorance in men that comes out in every movie. I was also confuse with how old these guys were supposed to be. In real life Ed Burns is 39 but in the movie the older brother said he was 35 so that meant Ed Burns character was around 33. Yeah he wishes....I think it would have been OK to play his real age but you know actors. I give this movie 6 out of 10.

The Spice Girls are back!

Here is the Spice Girls comeback video, "Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)." I haven't seen the video in its entirety because I always fall asleep halfway through because it is so boring.

Now its the men's turn

A few weeks ago I post Maxim's unsexiest women with SJP being #1. Well AOL answered back with their unsexiest men list. Here it is.

11: Ben Stiller
10. Eric Dane
9. Ryan Phillipe
9 (tied). Josh Hartnett
8. Pete Wentz
7. James Blunt
6. Kevin Connolly
5. Howard Stern
4. Simon Cowell
3. Wilmer Valderrama
2. Brandon Davis
1. Pete Doherty

Well I agree with most of these but Ryan Phillipe?!? Yeah he could probably be on the Top 10 douches but unsexy? Have you seen Cruel Intentions...ok yeah you are right that movie was 10 years ago. (Source)

World Trade Center

World Trade Center

World Trade Center is base on a true story of the rescue of Port Authority Officers John McLoughlin and Will Jimeno. I tell you first off, this is a boo-hoo movie as it should be.

The movie begins on just a normal day Tuesday September 11, 2001, John McLoughlin (Nicolas Cage) & Will Jimeno (Michael Peña) were getting ready for work. They report to their respective duties at the bus terminal where they see the shadow of the first plane fly overhead.

The Port Authority Officers quickly make there way to the World Trade Centers and in the bus you hear them talking about the possibility of the second tower being hit too. They arrive at the location and realize this is not something that anyone is prepared for. McLoughlin who is a Sargent and was at the 1993 WTC attacks takes a group of men consisting of Jimeno, Dominick Pezzulo (Jay Hernandez) & Antonio Rodrigues (A-Rod) (Armando Riesco). While they are in the North Tower they run into Chris Amoroso (Jon Bernthal) who tells them that the Pentagon has been hit my a missile. Suddenly you hear the earth shake and you know it is the South Tower falling. The men run into an elevator shaft where all but Jimeno & McLoughlin survive.

You are not sure how many hours they are underneath the ruble until you hear the earth shaking again and they North Tower falls on top of them. It is nightfall when two United States Maries Dave Karnes (Michael Shannon) and Jason Thomas hear the men stuck in the rubble.

This movie was so powerful and wonderful and you realize the confusion and dedication these men & women had to go into the Towers when everyone was leaving. This movie was of course without controversy. Dave Karnes did not participate in the film so most of his portrayal is what other people remembered. The film also portrays Jason Thomas as being white when he was black, the film's producers did not realize their mistake until after production. Jeanette Pezzulo has expressed her anger and McLoughlin & Jimeno participation in the film. She's quoted as saying, "My thing is: this man died for you. How do you do this to this family?" I give this movie a 7 out of 10.

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posse
your crew, your hommies, a group of friends, people who may or may not have your back

me an' my posse gonna hang tonite

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Cinematard
One who is completely lacking movie knowledge.

Heather - "Hey Greta, wanna see that new Tom Hanks movie, Mission Difficult II?
Greta - "Um you mean the new Tom CRUISE movie, Mission Impossible III? Girl, you are a real cinematard!"

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don't tase me, bro
1. An utterance emitted by [University of Florida] student Andrew Meyer on the evening of September 17, 2007 in efforts to ward off the vicious bite of a police [taser] after he was detained for getting uppity at a forum with U.S. Senator [John Kerry].

2. A phrase used (with ironic reference to the above incident) to express feigned dissatisfaction with another's recent or impending actions or speech.

"The Meyer incident is in no way an issue of freedom of expression."
"Are you kidding? Don't tase me, bro!"

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