We should be so lucky

I forgot about this guy but he is still in jail! Apparently Joe Francis has been touring American jails because he enjoys filming underage girls for his Girls Gone Wild videos. He has been saying "I fear for my life if I have to go back there [Florida]. These are the same people that killed a 14-year-old boy," a reference to a February 2006 incident in which a teen died while being restrained by guards. He also said he was "tortured" in Oklahoma's Grady County Jail, where he stayed for three weeks while being transferred to a prison in Nevada. He claims guards threatened to strap him naked to a chair for 48 hours and refused to give him a blanket. They threatened?? So they didn't actually do it? Quit whining! (Source)