Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Cash has hit the jackpot

Jessica Alba is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren's child. "I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," says rep Brad Cafarelli. I don't know who this Cash Warren guy is but he just cashed his paycheck for the rest of his life. I think he is a less skeezy Kevin Federline. (Source)

She's really sick ya'll!

Britney Spears was unable to attend her court-ordered deposition Wednesday morning due to an illness, a lawyer forKevin Federline announced. "I was told of a general [medical] condition, and [Spears] felt she couldn't attend," Mark Vincent Kaplan said outside his Los Angeles office. Spears's friend Sam Lufti tells PEOPLE in an e-mail: "She's sick, both physically and high anxiety. Millions of press outside. It's too much." (Source)

Word of the Day

w00t
An expression of joy and excitement.

I just got an A on my test. w00t!

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

What is a heart attack?

Jeopardy! host, Alex Trebek was hospitalized Tuesday after suffering a mild heart attack. Trebek, 67 was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center late Monday night and was expected to remain there about two days for tests and observation, said show spokesman Jeff Ritter. Alex Trebek is 67?!? I would have never guessed...he looks fantastic! Get well soon! (Source)

Fantasy Player of the Week

Congrats to Tom Brady for being the NFL Fantasy Player of the Week for Week 14. Shocker! Some of you are in your playoffs, I of course, am not.

Word of the Day

wi-five
It's a high five that doesn't involve actually contact, normally over a long distance where a real high-five isn't possible. Mix of "wireless" and "high-five", hence "wi-five", (wireless high-five)

Iain (yelling across the room): Dude, that mess was teh pwnz. Wi-five, brosef
Eric (in response): You need to chill with that [nano] shit, son

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Monday, December 10, 2007

Song of the Week

No Doubt - Just A Girl

I wonder if they shared the same eyeliner pencil?

The Presleys showed up a Led Zeppelin concert in London Monday night. I guess a Led Zeppelin concert would be an appropriate place to look like death warmed over. That is not Elvis behind them. (Source)

So that's where Posh's implants went!

David Beckham is in a very sexy Giorgio Armani ad in just his tighty-whitys. Very Yummy. The Beckham camp has "no comment" about the possibility of his "enhanced" frontal region. (Source)

23 months

Michael Vick, was sentenced to 23 months in prison for financing a dogfighting ring and helping to kill pit bulls that did not fight aggressively.

"You need to apologize also to the millions of young people who look up to you," U.S. District Judge Henry E. Hudson retorted.

Vick and three co-defendants still face trial on state dogfighting charges in Virginia. They are accused of torturing and killing dogs and promoting dogfights -- all felonies that carry five-year maximum sentences. (Source)

Word of the Day

compunicate
When you are in the same room with someone, each on seperate computers, and you talk via Instant Messenger instead of speaking to them out loud, in person

Even though they are sitting right next to each other, Jesse and Justin only compunicate when they have to tell each other something.

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Sunday, December 9, 2007

What a difference a year makes!

Scott Baio is 46...and not single. So what's going to happen with that educational, family friendly show? The former Happy Days star and legendary bachelor finally got married to longtime girlfriend Renee Sloan in a rooftop ceremony at a luxury high-rise Saturday in Los Angeles. Baio and Sloan, a model and actress he dated in the late '90s after meeting at the Playboy Mansion, stayed friends, and reconnected romantically a couple of years ago. 9 months tops. (Source)

She was normal....once

The finalist for "Mess of 2007" Amy Winehouse was actually a normal teenager in Britain. Here is a photo taken about 10 years ago, she was just a regular 14 year old girl going to a theatre school in London. Also for those of you who recognize the other girl at the bottom of the photo, yes it is Billie Piper from Doctor Who. The girls were classmates & friends, who would have thought!

Word of the Day

ice
diamonds

"I keep my girlfriend flooded with ice."

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Saturday, December 8, 2007

Is this the same chick he cheated on with?

No, wait that was AJ. Backstreet Boy Howie Dorough and longtime girlfriend Leigh Boniello married Saturday in his hometown of Orlando. The couple met in 2000, when Boniello, a film-exec-turned-real-estate-broker, was working as the Backstreet Boys' Webmaster. Two years, 7 months...I'm just saying. (Source)

Little Children

Little Children

Sarah Pierce (Kate Winslet) is a reluctant housewife in a upper-middle class suburb of Boston. She hates her life as she is her husband's second wife and the house she lives in is a hand-me-down from her mother-in-law and is decorated by her husband's first wife. Sarah goes to the playground every day with her daughter, Lucy (Sadie Goldstein). Sarah hates the playground because she has to have idle conversation with the other wives.

One day Brad "The Prom King" Adamson (Patrick Wilson) shows up at the playground and all the housewives go into a tizzy. One of the ladies bets Sarah to get Brad's phone number. They end up kissing instead and the ladies freak out and grab their children. We learn that Brad is a stay at home dad that has failed the bar exam twice. His wife Kathy (Jennifer Connelly) is a very successful documentary film maker.

Sarah & Brad strike up a very close friendship which mainly involves taking their kids to the community pool. Their friendship soon begins to turn into a sored affair. There are questions that begin to arise, should they run off together? Should they continue this relationship?

Meanwhile, Ronald "Ronnie" James McGorvey (Jackie Earle Haley), who has just been released from prison for indecent exposure to a minor has moved back into the neighborhood to move back in with his mother, May (Phyllis Somerville). A former police officer Larry Hedges (Noah Emmerich) is pretty much stalks him throughout the movie.

This movie was fairly decent. Kate Winslet looked sort of rough, but I think that was the point to ugly her up. The film was a very disturbing look at everyday housewives. The whole pervert storyline was sort of weird. The end is really jacked up too. I give this movie a 7 out of 10.

Boring Couple Alert

Pop singer Nick Lachey and his MTV star girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo will be married in a secret ceremony at one of the Carlyle Hotels in the Bahamas this weekend, a source told FOXNews.com's Pop Tarts columnist Hollie McKay. Fox News WTF?! Since when where they hard hitting Hollywood gossip source? (Source)

Word of the Day

One-upper
A one-upper who always has to be bigger or better than you. If your uncle has 20 ft. boat, his uncle or cousin has 21 ft. boat. A one-upper never loses in the world of story-telling.

Chris is a nice guy, but he's a big one-upper. He always follows my stories with a better one!

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Friday, December 7, 2007

Word of the Day

Libby
To Libby (verb): to out someone's undercover role, as Lewis "Scooter" Libby (and others) did to CIA agent [Valerie Plame].

Her: Yes, I'm sort of a secret agent.
Him: Well, if you keep telling people it's not much of a secret is it?
Her: Oh, you're right! I need to work on my stealth. Sorry.
Him: Don't apologize to me - I'm not the one who Libbyed you.

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Thursday, December 6, 2007

I wouldn't mind if one of these two tapped my foot in the bathroom.

Code Name: The Cleaner

Code Name: The Cleaner

Jake Rodgers (Cedric the Entertainer) wakes up in a hotel room next to a dead FBI agent. He has no memory of who he is or how he got there. He quickly escapes the hotel room and meets up with Diane (Nicollette Sheridan) in the lobby. Diane tells Jake that they are married and she is taking him home. They arrive a mansion and Jake gets comfortable with his new life. We discover that Diane isn't who she says is.

Jake escapes back to the hotel to figure out who he is. He gets an envelope at the reception office which has a D.A.R.T card in it. Jake finds the D.A.R.T. building and begins to figure out who he is at the diner across the street. Gina (Lucy Liu) the waitress at the diner tells him that he is a janitor that works in the D.A.R.T. building. She helps him figure out who he is.

The D.A.R.T. company is a video game company that stopped making video games and started making computer chips for world domination. Eric Hauck (Mark Dacascos..that guy looks like the Iron Chef host but is not) is the head of the company and Diane's husband and he is out to get Jake & Gina because they have information that could lead to the company's downfall.

This movie is not Cedric's best effort. It was all over the place and sort of random. The movie was not funny at all. It was a least short so it killed an evening. I give this movie a 3 out of 10.

Word of the Day

pre-sequitur
Like a non-sequitur, a pre-sequitur doesn't follow what immediately preceded it, but instead relates to something that came much earlier. It is a sudden or jarring break in the chronology, but it does follow... when you remember what it refers to.

Jen: Why did you leave Los Angeles?
Keith: Well... have you ever lived there?
Jen: I visited once, for a week. I liked the street performers on the boardwalk...
Keith: Oh, the boardwalk is where I got this red scarf!
Jen: I was trying to knit a scarf just like that last year but I never finished.
Keith: Where do you get yarn around here?
Jen: There's a good store just a few blocks from here, wanna come see?

... ten minutes later ...

Jen: Huh, do you smell Indian food?
Keith: Hmm, not really... but now I'm in the mood to get some Indian Food.
Jen: Sure, let's!
Keith: It was the pollution, that's why.
Jen: pollution?
Keith: Yeah, I wanted somewhere with real air, and LA wasn't it!
Jen: Oh, why you left Los Angeles

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Wednesday, December 5, 2007

It could have been a Chinese prison

Kiefer Sutherland was sentenced Wednesday to 48 days in jail for his latest DUI arrest for violating probation. He has until March 30 to complete his jail sentence. At least this isn't going to ruin the 24 season that was taken care of a long time ago with the writer's strike. (Source)

Another day, another Britney story.

I haven't done a lot of Britney stories lately because it is just the same old thing...here's another one. Child welfare investigators are looking into "multiple child abuse and neglect" allegations in the custody battle between Britney Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline, according to court documents. Homegirl spend her 26th birthday with Paris Hilton. I guess they are BFFs again (Source)

ScarJo is hopping mad!

Scarlett Johansson is suing US Weekly because well her big mug on the cover. The headline was plastic surgery...did they or didn't they? Well unless they have a scuplt class for noses it does appear her nose lost some weight. (Source)

Word of the Day

mental constipation
An inability to articulate one's thoughts or ideas, resulting in significant psychological distress and frustration. Typically, this form of [cognitive impaction] is self-resolving. However, in cases where productive interchange with the afflicted is urgently needed, a [deadline] may be administered; indeed, this has proven to be one of the most effective treatments for stubborn cases of mental constipation.

Mark: "So, you know, it's like... uh, er... damn, you know, that, uh... thing!"
Dave: "Yeesh. It's too bad that they don't make a laxative for mental constipation!"

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Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Celebrity Baby

Crossing Jordan star Jill Hennessy and her husband, Paolo Mastropietro, welcomed their second child, a son named Gianni, on Nov. 21. Gianni joins big brother Marco, who is 4. (Source)

Nothing good can come from a 4am visit from Pete Doherty

Pete Doherty visit friend mess Amy Winehouse last night at 4am. Amy's husband is still in jail and will probably have to stay over Christmas. Yeah that's who I need for moral support. There was also a mysterious bag of white stuff in the back of her car earlier that evening. You know that Pete Doherty is such a dreamboat and a good influence. (Source)

Fantasy Player of the Week

Congrats to Ladainian Tomlinson for being the NFL's Fantasy Player of the Week for Week 13. Some of you may be wrapping up for seasons this week and starting the playoffs. I don't have to worry about the playoffs this year. Yeah that was taken care of in Week 3.

Word of the Day

Hobosexual
Adjective. The opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for one's own appearance.

Examples: Michael Moore, Peter Jackson.
First documented hobosexual - John the Baptist.

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Monday, December 3, 2007

Song of the Week

INXS-Suicide Blonde

I hurt just looking at her!

Former Knots Landing actress, Joan Van Ark looked in pain at a L.A. benefit over the weekend. Oh my, there is some plastic surgeon that was pissed at her! (Source)

Posh knows here place

Here is Posh's catwalk routine. The other girls get to sing their solos since Posh can't sing so she walks.

Blind Item

WHICH big Hollywood actress is about to come out of the closet? She's been living with her girlfriend in a small town, where all the neighbors know, and the two are now engaged to be married. (Source)

Jodie Foster?

Word of the Day

dine and dash
The action to go in a restaurant,sit at a table, order whatever you want, eat and then leave quick without payin.

Johnnay:"Yesterday I went to this fancy ass restaurant, ordered a 200$ meal with the best wine out there and when the waitress turned around I left in a second! hahahahaha!"
Bobby:"HAHAHA, I see you busted a dine and dash again!"
Johnnay:"THATS RIGHT!"

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Sunday, December 2, 2007

Catch and Release

Catch and Release

The movie begins with Grey (Jennifer Garner) and the funeral of her fiancé, Grady. They were supposed to get married that day but an accident that happened during his bachelor party weekend, Grady ends up being killed. When Grey sees the flowers that were never cancelled arrive at the house she loses it and runs into the bathroom. While Grey hides in the bathtub Grady's best friend Fritz (Timothy Olyphant) takes the caterer into the same bathroom and end up having sex while Grey is there.

Grey goes to attorney's office to find out what is going to happen to Grady's estate. The attorney tells Grey that Grady had an investment account worth $1 million. Since Grady did not have a will and they were not married Grey gets nothing. Grey can no longer afford the rent of the house her and Grady were going to move into after the wedding, Grey moves in with Grady's friends Dennis (Sam Jaeger) & Sam (Kevin Smith). Fritz is also staying out the house because he lives in LA.

As Gray investigates Grady's investment account, she finds that every month, he transferred $3,000 out of the account. She later learns that her precious fiancee Grady was not the man she thought. Grey turns to Fritz for comfort and they begin a relationship in secret. When Dennis questions Grey about the relationship with Fritz, Gery blows it off as a fling. Fritz gets upset and heads back to LA. Once Grady's estate and personal issues are in order Grey goes and finds Fritz in L.A.

The movie was cute. Your typical romantic comedy with a little bit of death. That actually made it more interesting. I thought they were going to show a picture of Grady and it turn out to be Ben Affleck that would have been funny but apparently they did not have that sense of humor. I give this movie a 5 out of 10.

Word of the Day

chuck a sickie
Used in Australia. Means to take a day off sick from work when you are fine.

Mate, I couldn't be arsed going to work today. I might chuck a sickie.

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Saturday, December 1, 2007

Bitter, table for one

The Daily Mail interviewed Lianne Morgan. You may ask yourself who the heck is Lianne Morgan? Well she was a Spice Girl that was fired because she was too old! Lianne was 23 in 1994 when the Spice Girls were formed. Apparently homegirl went home waiting for the phone call to let her know when she should report back to work. She did get a phone call, Thanks but no thanks, you have been replaced by a 20 year old Melanie Chisholm. By the looks of the photo I think she got fired for being too fat! I kid, I kid. (not really though). (Source)

Stomp The Yard

Stomp the Yard

Goodness it seems like forever since I have seen a movie, with me being out of town and football it has been over a month since my last movie review. Last night I did see a movie.

Stomp the Yard, I think, I have already seen this movie it is called Bring It On, Footloose and a little Save the Last Dance. The movie begins in inner-city Los Angeles and DJ Williams (Columbus Short) & his younger brother Duron (Chris Brown) competing in local krump dance competitions as members of a team known as the "Goon Squad". After they win the competition the opposing team jumps the "Good Squad" outside and Duron ends up getting shot and killed.

DJ is sent to Atlanta to live with his Aunt Jackie (Valarie Pettiford) & Uncle Nate (Harry J. Lennix). While he is living in Atlanta he agrees to attend historically black Truth University and work maintenance around the school. DJ soon learns there is a different kind of dance that students especially the fraternities do around campus and that is stepping. The two big fraternities on campus, Theta Nu Theta and Mu Gamma Xi are big into the stepping and complete nationally. The Mu Gamma Xi are the seven time step champions and the Thetas are always living in the shadow.

Both fraternities learn about DJ's dancing skills and start heavily recruiting him. DJ finally decides to join the Thetas. The reason behind this is he has met a girl, April (Meagan Good) and her boyfriend, Grant (Darrin Dewitt Henson) is a Gamma. DJ tries to win April over throughout the entire movie. DJ just has to prove his skills at the National Step Competition.

The movie was sort of cheesy. I think I am ready to start stepping myself. I think I could be good at it. I may throw my back out a couple of times but who cares. The national competition was sort of Bring It On but it worked. I give this movie a 4 out of 10.

Word of the Day

Vajayjay
Slang - [vagina], origin unknown, used on Grey's Anatomy

O'Malley! Stop looking at my vajayjay!

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