Jack Bauer is going up the river

Kiefer Sutherland has been formally charged with two misdemeanor counts of DUI, the Los Angeles City Attorney's Office announced Friday. He faces up to one year in county jail if convicted and a $1,000 fine, plus an additional six months if a judge deems he violated probation. You know a year in county lock up is nothing to Jack Bauer after spending eighteen months in a Chinese prison camp being tortured on a regular basis. You know what would be a better punishment than jail time? Cage-match with Nina Myers. (Source)