Britney is going to jail....maybe..who are we kidding, she's not.

Last month Britney Spears was in a parking lot and bumped into another car and drove off. Well since the paparazzi follow her every move the accident was caught on tape. Well as a result of that she has been charged with hit-and-run causing property damage and driving without a valid license. If convicted on both misdemanor charges, she faces up to a year in jail. According to the DMV Britney Spears was never issued a California driver's license. She is being represented by the same lawyer as Paris Hilton. When will she learn?!? Britney Spears needs to be sent to jail so she can go away because she won't do it herself, she'll need to be forced. We all know she will probably only get off with a fine and probation. So we will have to wait till she commits another crime that will violate probation and then be sent to jail. (Source)