No, Heather they hate you more.

Heather Mills (I refuse to call her Heather Mills-McCartney) has been on every British talk show talking about how much her life sucks. She compared herself to Princess Diana and the parents of Madeleine McCann. Now I think that is going a little too far.

Heather also goes on how she has thought about suicide and has been receiving death threats since the announcement of her divorce to Paul McCartney. Seriously, this chick has Britneyitis, complains that her life sucks but keeps going on talk shows for the publicity. (Source)

Like 'Pushing Daisies' isn't freaky enough

'Pushing Daisies' has signed SNL-vet Molly Shannon to a three episode deal. She'll play a character named Dilly Balsam, a professional rival of Ned's (Lee Pace) who opens a sweets shop across from the Pie Hole. Her first appearance is scheduled for the show's eighth episode, in either late November or early December. Molly Shannon has always been kind of weird to me. You know what character she needs to play...Miss Colleen from the SNL sketch Dog Show. (Source)

Random Hookup of the Century

Lance Armstrong & Ashley Olsen have been spotted out at least twice this week. An observer tells PEOPLE: "Lance was hanging with her, definitely. [Olsen] was very flirtatious, and was sitting on his lap." That is the most random story. He does like the skinny girls. (Source)

Word of the Day

Hallowthanksmas
The period of time starting in late October and ending on New Year's Eve, so named for the commercial tendency to put up Christmas displays before Halloween. See also [Christmahanukwanzakah]

Once October comes, we have to celebrate hallowthanksmas for 3 months!

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RIP Robert Goulet 1933-2007

The beloved performer passed away at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was awaiting a lung transplant, his spokesman Norm Johnson tells the Associated Press.

Did I miss something?

Designer Roberto Cavalli has outed Jennifer Lopez on her pregnancy. He has been quoted to say "It is so complicated because every week she is getting bigger." Now Jennifer Lopez has never confirmed her pregnancy. I think this is the same guy that outed Naomi Watts. (Source)

Fantasy Player of the Week

Congrats again to Tom Brady for being the NFL Player of the Week for Week 8. Whatever I give up. I hate fantasy football.

Word of the Day

highway salute
An extended middle finger from a fist thrust forth whilst driving, as a gesture of anger toward the person who it is aimed at.

"that prick is tailgating me. Give him the 'ol highway salute"

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Barney's going to be in trouble

Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller and Selita Ebanks will be guest starring on the Nov. 26 episode of "How I Met Your Mother."

Didn't Madonna already do this?

Well Ms. Spears is taking yet another page from the Madonna handbook. New promotional pictures for her upcoming album have her straddling a priest in a confession booth. Oh Brit, Brit, Madonna did this like 20 years ago & did it better! Talk about air-brushing. (Source)

Jackie O would be proud.

Shauna Sand is the most elegant women in the room wherever she goes. Click here to see what I am referring to. I know Halloween is only a few days away but this is not an costume!

Word of the Day

selling popcorn
The act of standing by and doing nothing to effect or change events but attracting attention to the event itself none the less.

I was getting the crap kicked out of me and my buddy Mike was just standing around selling popcorn.

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Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory

Blades of Glory is about the cut-throat world of American figure skating. The movie begins at the 2002 World WinterSport Games. Chazz Michael Michaels "an ice devouring sex tornado," (Will Ferrell) and Jimmy MacElroy, "skating's little orphan awesome," (Jon Heder) are in competition for the men's singles titles. They end up being tied for first place and getting into a fight on the medal stand. As a result both men are band from men's singles competition.

Fast forward three years later, the two men are both working less glamours jobs. Chazz is a character on a poor-man's Disney on Ice. Jimmy works at an ice stake shop. Jimmy discovers there is a loophole in the rules and he can compete in pairs skating. His coach (Craig T. Nelson) tries to find a lady for Jimmy to perform with but comes up short. Coach has an idea that Chazz would be a suitable replacement. They begin practicing as the first male/male pairs figure skaters.

The raining champion pairs figure skaters are the brother-sister team of Stranz and Fairchild van Waldenberg (Will Arnett & Amy Poehler). They are not happy about this latest development. They get their younger sister Katie (Jenna Fischer) to try and sabotage the pair.

This movie is a cinematic masterpiece. Well compared to last weekend's movies. I will always love Will Ferrell movies. Jon Heder was funny...sort of Napoleon Dynamite on skates, but what are you gonna do? The movie was funny, disgusting and just a good time. The van Waldenberg family are hilarious, espcially because Will Arnett & Amy Poehler are married in real life. Their characters act more like a married couple than brother/sister. I give this movie an 8 out of 10.

Word of the Day

Summer Teeth
Used to describe sombody who is missing some of their teeth, because Summer there and Summer not!

Looks like the hockey players all have their summer teeth!

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yeah, I can see that.

Maxim has declared Sarah Jessica Parker the No. 1 Unsexiest Woman Alive rounding out the top 5 goes as follows
2. Amy Winehouse--self explanatory
3. Sandra Oh-cold bedside manner and boyish figure
4. Madonna-self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration
5. Britney Spears-two kids, two ex-husbands, a slight weight gain and “losing the ability to perform.”

Really are we going to kick Britney while she's down? (Source)

you may want to check your math, Russell

Russell Crowe is saying that when he & Leonardo DiCaprio were on the set of The Quick and the Dead Leo was a 17 year old kid obsessed with sex and still trying to lose his virginity. Um, Russell that movie came out in 1995, Leo was 20 years old! There is no way Leo was still a virgin then, you know he got with Joanna Kerns when he was on Growing Pains. (Source)

Word of the Day

husband chair
A chair in a womens' clothes store/department for a guy to sit in and wait while his wife or girlfriend shops.

You go ahead and shop. I'll just be over here in the husband chair.

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bootsy
1. Bad or wreched. noun
2. A synonym for bad used in a derogatory way.

"That history assignment is hecka bootsy man!"

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NFL Fantasy Player of the Week

Congrats to Tom Brady for being the NFL's Fantasy Player of the Week for Week 7. If I based my draft on the best looking then Mr. Brady would have been my first choice. But no I had to do "reasearch" and select Steven Jackson. Whatever next year's draft is based on looks!

RIP Viva Laughlin 2007-2007

we hardly knew thee. I don't know why this didn't last?

Word of the Day

premature evacuation
Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.

He hooked up with some girl last night and got busted for a premature evacuation.

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Pushing Daisies

ABC has announced that it has ordered a full season of Pushing Daisies. I have seen a few shots. It is a very "Lemony Snicket: Series of Unfortunate Events"

Word of the Day

dotcomrade
An [Internet] acquaintance; someone you chat with but have never actually met.

"So who's this NrdPowr32 guy?"
"I dunno. Just a dotcomrade of mine."

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Knocked Up

Knocked Up

Finally a decent movie. After all the crappy movies I have been watching I was looking forward to this one. In case you couldn't tell by the title Knocked Up is about an unplanned pregnancy.

Alison Scott (Katherine Heigl) is a responsible, goal-oriented and career minded individual. She received a promotion at E! where she becomes an on-air anchor. Alison and her sister Debby Leslie Mann go out to a club to celebrate. At the club Alison meets up with Ben Stone (Seth Rogen) a slacker who is living of the $14,000.00 he received when he got hit by a bus. Ben and his friends Jay (Jay Baruchel), Jonah (Jonah Hill), Jason (Jason Segel) & Martin (Martin Starr) are starting up a website. The website is labeling nude scenes with the exact minute of movies. Well they learn that idea has already been taken.

Anyway after a drunken night Alison & Ben wind up sleeping together and with some miscommunication no condom was worn and Alison becomes pregnant. Hilarity ensues. There are Alison's issues, Ben's issues, Debby's issues, Debby's husband Pete's (Paul Rudd) issues.

I found this movie to be a fresh of breathe air after all the crap I have watched. I thought it was HI-larious. It was gross, of course but what do you expect! It is also hope for you ugly guys out there. She is way hotter than he is. I give this movie a 8 out of 10.

Babies everywhere!

Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon and husband Mike Nilon welcomed twin boys, Jax Joseph Nilon was born at 8:30 p.m. Oct. 18 and weighed 4 lbs. 7 oz., and Jaid Thomas Nilon was born at 8:31 p.m. and weighed 4 lbs. 9 oz. (Source)

Word of the Day

tops
Aussie, Irish, Scottish, English slang Fantastic. Wonderful.

Ahh she's tops mate. Reeaaal tops.

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I bet they tried to steal his bacon.

Kid Rock was arrested in Atlanta overnight in connection with a brawl at a Waffle House in DeKalb County. A male customer recorgnized a woman in Kid Rock's entourage, and police say that customer and the woman had words. Kid Rock at a Waffle House?!? I would never have guessed. He was drowing his sorrows of Pamela Anderson getting married in their tasty hash browns. This isn't the craziest thing that has happened at a Waffle House...trust.(Source)

Kerry Katona - GMTV Interview

Long live Kerry! Here she is on a UK talk show. She is such a hot mess.

Top 10 Show for Week of Oct 8

1. DANCING W/THE STARS-MON
2. CSI
3. GREY'S ANATOMY
4. DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
5. 60 MINUTES
6. HOUSE
7. DANCING W/STARS RESULT-TU
8. NCIS
9. CSI: MIAMI
10. CRIMINAL MINDS

60 Minutes?!? That's random. I'm not sure who was being interviewed but whoever it was sure was important. 60 minutes has been a top 10 show in 20 years. (Source)

Blind item

WHICH dimpled Hollywood mommy is betraying her "all-natural" image? Friends say the down- home actress is becoming ad dicted to lip collagen injections.

Jennifer Garner?

WHICH movie studio is desperately trying to hide its latest star's homosexuality? They have made him pair up with his leading lady, whom he couldn't care less about.

Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens?

Source

Word of the Day

Fade like bleach
Highy dependable. Used to describe someone/something that happens consitently, as bleach always fades fabric.

Boy: Did you finish the check list?
Girl: Yeah, I got it all done.
Boy: Girl, you fade like bleach!

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Children Of Men

Children of Men

Man, I have seen one crappy movie after another this week. Children of Men stars the always delicious Clive Owen but even this movie he looked like he was on a three week meth binge. If I remember correctly this is the movie he did instead of Casino Royale. I would have definitely fired my agent after that one.


The movie takes place in England 2027. Apparently the human female becomes infertile starting around 2009. With no human babies being born if we do the math correctly mankind only has less than a century to live. So pretty much people are killing each other and the whole world has gone to crap. The only country to be somewhat manageable is England but there are armed camps, and soldiers patrol the streets, rounding up illegal immigrants into cages.

Theo Faron (Clive Owen) is a former political activist and now a bureaucrat who drinks a lot. He is kidnapped by the Fishes, a terrorist group that supports immigrant rights who are led by his estranged wife Julian Taylor (Julianne Moore). She requests that Theo get the proper papers for an African girl, Kee (Claire-Hope Ashitey) to travel legally. When we meet Kee we find out that she is about 8 months pregnant. She is about to give birth to the first human baby in 18 years.

This movie was one confusing piece of work. I wasn't exactly sure what was going on, they were trying to get the girl to the Human Project but they never really explain what they do...or maybe I was in the bathroom or something and missed it. Also they used that single shot camera work. I thought it was the Dunder Mifflin camera crew following Clive Owen. I give this movie a 4 out of 10.

Say What?

Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling revealed Friday night that one of her main characters, Hogwarts Headmaster Albus Dumbledore, is gay! Wow! that is an interesting revelation...knock me over with a feather. Damn it J.K.! now you are just going to have to write another book! (Source)

Black Christmas

Black Christmas

Well I decided to get into the Halloween mood and try a scary movie. I am not really into the scary genre and this movie is a reminder why.

Black Christmas is a remake of a 1974 movie of the same name staring Olivia Hussey & Margot Kidder. The movie is about a the Alpha Kappa Gamma sorority house and some of the sisters that stayed for Christmas. With any scary movie you always have that Drew Barrymore type killing at the beginning that usually sets the tone for the entire movie.

We learn that the sorority house was originally Billy Lenz's (Robert Mann) house and the movie flashes back to 1970 when Billy was a baby. Billy was born with a liver disorder that makes his skin yellow. His father loves him regardless but his mother is disappointed and wants nothing to do with him. Throughout the movie there are these flashbacks to Billy's life and about how screwed up he became. Present day Billy is in a mental institution and breaks out so he can be home for Christmas.

Eventually the girls at the house get picked off one by one. We soon realize that Billy has an accomplice his "sister" Agnes. Billy & Agnes also have an obsession with eye balls so when they killed someone they ripped their eye balls out and eat them. That is just gross.

I was not impressed by this movie at all. I didn't think there was much suspense it was just killing after killing in present time & flashbacks. I have never seen the 1974 version but I have a felling that it wasn't as gory as this present day disaster. I give this movie 3 out of 10.

Word of the Day

chunder
Vomit; generally chunky in nature.

He hurled in my car and now there's a lake of chunder in the back seat.

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Farce of the Penguins UNCENSORED

Farce of the Penguins

The Farce of the Penguins is a parody of the 2005 film March of the Penguins. Which I have not seen because I don't like animal films because one or more of the animals ends up dead. Bob Saget, lent his voice, wrote and directed the movie.

Samuel L. Jackson is the narrator about a group of male penguins that travel 70 miles back to the female penguins to mate. The two main penguins Jimmy (Lewis Black) & Carl (Bob Saget) just complain about how insecure they are about finding a mate this year. They run into Marcus (Tracy Morgan) who is the crack-head penguin. They also meet up with Steve the Owl (Jonathan Katz) who gives the penguins philosophical advise and I think maybe smoking crack. Are there even owls in Antarctica?

Meanwhile the ladies are gathering together and friends Melissa (Christina Applegate) & Vicky (Mo'Nique) pretty much girl-talk the entire movie. They hate Ester (Drea de Matteo) because she is a slut. Eventually the male penguins make it to the females and the miracle of life begins.

I was sort of disappointed in the movie. I guess I thought it would be funnier. There are a lot of famous voices so it was fun trying to figure them out. This would have been a lot funnier as a 10 minute sketch than an 88 minute movie. I give this movie 2 out of 10.

England VS Australia Rugby World Cup Final 2003

I would like to wish the English Rugby team good luck. They are the World Cup Finals in France tomorrow night against South Africa. Here is the 2003 Finals where England upset Australia in Australia. People in the US can watch the match Sunday 5:00 on Versus.

Now maybe they can stop calling the kid Baby Borat

"Borat" star Sacha Baron Cohen and his actress fiancee Isla Fisher have welcomed a baby girl into their lives, according to British and Australian news reports. Did you see photos of her? it looked like she was having twins!! I swear she was pregnant for at least 14 months. (Source)

Big Bang Theory

CBS's "The Big Bang Theory" has become the season's first new comedy to get a full-season pickup. I have actually seen a couple of espisodes..pretty funny

Word of the Day

idiotarod
The daily commute to school, work, home, etc.

After five, time to commence the idiotarod sled race to home.

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Word of the Day

jackass of all trades
A person who is exceptionally bad at everything.

Stefan is a dork. Give him anything to do and he'll screw it up. Jackass of all trades.

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Word of the Day

flintstoning
The act of moving your desk with your feet, without getting out of it.

Eva: I'm too close to the door, can you flintstone over please?Tashina: Sure thing and while I'm flintstoning, I can pick up the pen you dropped

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I need a new mug shot to add to my collection

Britney Spears turned herself in today for the August 6 incident in which she was captured on film hitting someone else’s vehicle with her car, parking and then walking away. When she came out she was asking where the party's at? Nice. Couldn't they just lock her up, I mean she was there anyway. (Source)

TV Spoilers!

John the gardener (Jesse Metcalfe) returns to Desperate Housewives on October 28. The episode involves Gaby (Eva Longoria) and Carlos (Ricardo Chavira) sneaking off to a hotel owned by John's father-in-law. John wants Gaby back so it looks like Gaby has a decision to make.

Gossip Girl is casting for Serena's (Blake Lively) grandmother and she is described as "wealthy, manipulative and larger than life."

Paul Reubens will be staring on Pushing Daisies as a olfactory expert who smells something a little different about Chuck (Anna Friel)

NFL Fantasy Player of the Week

Congrats to LT for being the NFL's fantasy player of the week for Week 6. I would also like to welcome LT to the 2007 season because before this week he hasn't done jack. You know he was everyone's first pick!

Word of the Day

Anchor
A person who can slow down an entire group.A person who requires constant help or attention from some one else.

What an anchor! She helled up an entire line at the check out for no reason.
That gut is such an anchor. He made us all wait half an hour so he could go kill a badger.
I do not want to bring Dave any where. He is such an anchor. A short trip takes all day with him.

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You know she'll be nominated for an Oscar.

Dame Helen Mirren is set to star for husband Taylor Hackford in "Love Ranch," a film about a legalized brothel in Nevada. The movie is also going to star Joe Pesci. Please if there is any decency in the world they will not let Pesci get naked. (Source)

ABC has crappy benefits

Just three weeks after giving birth to her first child, Dancing with the Stars host Samantha Harris tells PEOPLE she is ready to resume her post Monday night. “I had hoped to come back in three or four weeks,” Harris says, “but I tried to put it all in the back of my head and wait until I was physically ready.” They only gave her three weeks off! I think you get more time off after having a baby if you worked at the Waffle House! There needs to be a strike or something. (Source)

Word of the Day

delurk
Entering an online discussion after a time spent [lurking], esp. if suddenly prompted to do so.

Your ridiculous comments have forced me to delurk.

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Freedom Writers

Freedom Writers

Freedom Writers is a movie based on the book of the same name. The movie is based on a true story set in a Freshman English class Wilson Classical High School in Long Beach, California, 1994 where racial tension & gang violence is at an all time high.

Erin Gruwell (Hilary Swank) is a first year teacher who is bright eyed and eager to change these kids lives. The first day of class is a rude awakening for Erin because she discovers these kids don't care about learning. After a few weeks of no progress with the students she decides to begin a debate about racism after a student draws a picture of another student with big lips as compares that with the Nazis' caricatures of Jews with big noses.

Erin realizes these kids need to write their feelings and worries down and requests them to begin keeping a diary. She said that she would only read them if they wanted her to and the first day her cupboard was fill with their journals. Erin began reading them wants to incorporate books and discussions the students can identify with.

One of the books the students read is The Diary of Anne Frank, and money is raised to have Miep Gies come over to talk about the Holocaust. Erin had to purchase these books with her own money because the school did not want to support these students. She takes on two other jobs to help pay for all the activities she wants to do with the students. As a result of all the time she spends away from her husband, Scott (Patrick Dempsey) they end up getting a divorce.

The movie is the same-old, same-old. I have already seen the movie at least three times before is some different variation. It was very inspirational, of course and I had warm fuzzies afterwards. The only problem was that the Erin character I felt was too good, too saintly. I give this movie a 5.5 out of 10.

Word of the Day

pizza tumor
A large burned air bubble that sometimes forms in the crust of a pizza, rendering the slice that contains it significantly less appealing.

Customer: "I'd like a slice of cheese, please."
Sbarro employee:
Customer: "Not that one with the pizza tumor!"

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Notes On A Scandal

Notes on a Scandal

Notes on a Scandal is a film about a teacher's affair with a student. No, it is not the Mary Kay Laterno story. I wasn't even watching Lifetime. This movie was a 2006 Academy Award-nominated film! I guess since they have British accents they are more snotty and respectable.

Barbara Covett (Judi Dench) is a spinster that teaches history in a school in England. Barbara's only relationship is her diary which she religiously completes every night. She is not well liked at school by both students and the other teachers but is so desperate for friends.

The start of the new school year brings a new art teacher, Sheba Hart (Cate Blanchett). She is rather innocent and very overwhelmed by her responsibilities of handling her teenage students. There is a case in which two males students are wrestling around in her classroom like it is WWE Raw. Barbara intervenes and Sheba is grateful and they begin their friendship.

Barbara learns that Sheba is married to a much older man and two children, a boy with Down's Syndrome, and a girl. Sheba constantly mentions to Barbara about how unhappy she is with her life and it is not what Sheba planned for her future.

One evening at a school function Barbara goes looking for a missing Sheba and finds Sheba with her top off with 15-year-old Steven Connolly (Andrew Simpson). Barbara confronts Sheba and Sheba explains the affair began in after-school sessions and when she learned that his father is abusive and that his mother is dying from kidney failure. Well Barbara being creepy as she is decides this is what she needs to cement this relationship with Sheba. She becomes more possesive and weird.

Throughout the movie Barbara becomes very sociopathic, resorting to blackmail on several occasions. I think she may have fallen in love with Sheba but the movie never comes right out and say if Barbara's character is a lesbian. I tell ya what that Judi Dench is one heck of an actress. The movie itself was very intense and saucy. I give this movie a 7 out of 10.

Everyone loves a good catfight!

British quasi-model Jordan (aka Katie Price, aka Janice from the Muppets) accused Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham of doing nothing. How dare that Jordan speak of Vicki that way! Vicki B does have a purpose...she is an alien life form here on this planet to observe our glamours way of life by wearing 6 inch heels and oversized sunglasses. Ms. Price just has no idea. (Source)

Flags of our Fathers

Flags Of Our Fathers

Flags of Our Fathers is about the five Marines and one sailor raising an American flag on Mount Suribachi and the Battle of Iwo Jima. The movie is based on the book of the same name written by James Bradley and Ron Powers.

The movie begins with James Bradley (Thomas McCarthy) wanting to know more information about his father John "Doc" Bradley, (Ryan Phillippe) and his service in World War II. James knew that his father was the sailor that help raised the American flag in that famous photograph. When Doc was alive he refused to speak or answer questions about the war. It was only when Doc passed away that James discovered looking through Doc's old things that his father was a hero and found Doc's Navy Cross for valor.

James started seeking out veterans of Iwo Jima and finding more information about the other five men in the photograph. The five other men in the photograph were Marine Sergeant Mike Strank (Barry Pepper) from Western Pennsylvania, Marine Corporal Harlon Block (Benjamin Walker) from South Texas, Marine Private First Class Ira Hayes (Adam Beach) an Arizona Native American, Marine Private First Class Franklin Sousley (Joseph Cross) from Kentucky, and Marine Private First Class Rene Gagnon (Jesse Bradford) of New Hampshire.

James learned quickly that the photograph was very misleading to the public. The flag was actually the second flag that was placed on the mountain and it was placed on the mountain on the 5th day of a 35 day battle. James also learned that half of the men shown in the photograph died on Iwo Jima. The only survivors were Doc Bradley, Ira Hayes & Rene Gagnon. The photo that was taken by Joe Rosenthal and it could provide the armed forces with the push they needed to get through the rest of the war. Once the parties were identified Hayes, Gagnon and Doc were brought back to the States on a tour to promote the war. There was some confusion in the beginning on who actually the men were in the photograph because we can not seen any of there faces. Sgt. Hank Hansen was originally thought to be one of the men in the photograph. Hansen died on Iwo Jima and he was in the group that raised the first flag. Navy Secretary James Forrestal requested that the flag be sent to Washington as a souvenir so the first flag was taken down. Hank's mother was invited to all the celebrations and festivities. It wasn't until 18 months later when they acknowledged that it was Harlon Block in the photograph.

This movie was very powerful and very informative. Clint Eastwood wanted to tell the story of the American side of this battle and I thought he did a wonderful job. There were some rather graphic war scenes (not as bad as Saving Private Ryan). There was so much emotion that went into making this film. I was never aware of the implications and demons that the surviving three had to face when they got home. I give this movie an 8 out of 10.

Word of the Day

Tramp Stamp
A tattoo above a woman's ass crack.

Her pants were so low cut, you could see her tramp stamp.

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TV Ratings Week of Oct 1.

1. DANCING W/THE STARS-MON
2. CSI
3. GREY'S ANATOMY
4. DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
4. NBC SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL
6. DANCING W/STARS RESULT
7. HOUSE
8. NCIS
9. CSI: MIAMI
10. CRIMINAL MINDS

The top new show this past week was PRIVATE PRACTICE & PUSHING DAISIES which were tied for 14. Has the mighty Grey's jumped the shark? It has been beat out by CSI two weeks in a row.

Is Prince William the 21st Century Henry VIII? You know minus the beheaded wives.

Apparently the clubs that Prince William and his pals frequent is caught up in a major cocaine bust. Not very becoming for the future King of England. The sting tested the toilets and found visable amounts of coke. England is one of the largest cocaine consumption countries in the world (so did the 1980s just get over there?). (Source)

You say "Personal Issues", I say "Rehab"

Dirty Sexy Money star Samaire Armstrong has entered an "outpatient facility" due to "personal issues" but will continue to work on the show, her rep tells PEOPLE. Seriously is that the best you can do? No head shaving, no erratic driving, no cursing at cops. Amateur. (Source)

Word of the Day

Cupcaking
Flirting or being flirtatious.

[ayyo], stop cupcaking wit that ugly ass ho.

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TV Spoilers!

Jim and Pam visit the Schrute farm turn B & B for a getaway! Ryan's new assistant is being cast, they are looking for a female, early 20s business-like, attractive & smart on the Office.

Rachel Bilson will guest start on 2 episodes of Chuck as Chuck's new love interest.

Steven Weber is joining the cast of Brother's & Sisters as a new love interest for newly single Sarah.

Word of the Day

Leave Britney Alone
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order. Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.

Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'

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Speaking of Prison

Michelle Rodriguez was sentenced Wednesday to six months in jail for violating probation in a DUI case. "(She) admitted violating her probation by failing to provide proof of completion of her community service and for consuming alcohol three times while wearing an alcohol-monitoring device," said the L.A. City Attorney's office in a statement. I think this chick will be OK in prison. She has sort of that dirty, tough girl look about her. (Source)

Let's Go To Prison

Let's Go To Prison

Let's Go To Prison is the recent movie I have seen. That is an hour and a half of my life I will never get back! I am not even going to review this movie because it was so bad.

Word of the Day

Linner
The meal between lunch and dinner, just as brunch is the meal between breakfast and lunch.

We went on a hot linner date at 3pm.

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TV News

CW has picked up a full season of "Gossip Girl." (Source)

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Carly Pope will take a recurring role for the seventh season of "24." Pope will play Samantha Roth, girlfriend of the president's son. (Source)

She studied for hours!

Britney has passed her random drug test and the world rejoiced. Her lawyer, Sorrell Trope, tells PEOPLE exclusively. "There's been more than one. They came up negative." That was one of the many reasons why she was stripped of her parental duties last week. That and she hates her kids. (Source)

NFL Fantasy Player of the Week

Congrats to the Buffalo Bills Defense for being the NFL Fantasy Players of the Week for Week 5. This is the only clip I could find! There is a cool guy at the end! The Bills are not known for their stellar defense but last night they were unstoppable (but they lost so I guess they weren't that great). I bet nobody had them this week!!

Word of the Day

infoporn
Information that serves no purpose and consumes valuable space in your head.

Sun Magazine is infoporn.

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This chick is a fashion icon?!

I read everywhere what a fashion icon Victoria Beckham is, but I don't think so! Are you freggin' kidding me! Look at those outfits?!? Seriously folks you need to rethink "fashion icon." Grace Kelly was a fashion icon, Jackie O. was a fashion icon. But I am afraid Vicki B is not.

Word of the Day

foody call
(noun) a phone call, page or conversation aimed at getting free food from a partner in a no strings attached, no conversation meal.

I was so broke and hungry I had to make a foody call last night. She cooked meatloaf, and it was good.

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Flyboys

Flyboys

The movie is about the Lafayette Escadrille in World War I. This was an organization formed by the French in 1916 that consisted of mostly American volunteers flying under the French flag (history lesson kids, United Stated entered WWI in 1917).

The movie stars one of the worst actors in American cinema today, James Franco as Blaine Rawlings. There were many other young men who also volunteered with Blaine but I can't remember their names or the actors...they all looked the same.

The American boys arrive in France and quickly begin their pilot training. Keep in mind the plane was only invented 13 years prior so even the instructors were still learning. There is one pilot from the original group that volunteered, Reed Cassidy (Martin Henderson) all of the others died in combat.

Blaine while flying with one of the other pilots their plane runs out of gas and they end up crashing and Blaine is nurse back to health by Lucienne (Jennifer Decker). They end up falling in love and he helps her family escape the Germans.

The movie's fight sequences (if you ignore the historical inaccuracies) are great! They were action packed and if it meant that James Franco didn't have to speak, even better! I was confused because they really didn't focus on the other pilots so when they were in combat I wasn't sure who was killed except maybe two. Now don't be expecting a plot..it is mostly a combat movie I give this movie a 5 out of 10 just based on the action.

I am currently taking bets on how long this will last.

Two weeks? Two months? I give it six months tops. Pamela Anderson married Rick Salomon Saturday night. For those who don't know who Rick is, he is the skeezy guy that co-stared in the Paris Hilton sex video. He was also married to Shannen Doherty (Brenda Walsh). Pam of course has been married to Tommy Lee & Kid Rock. You know if I were to look for a husband I don't think someone who has slept with Paris Hilton would be tops on my list. Well I guess if I was Pamela Anderson he's probably the better choice. (Source)

Word of the Day

awkward arm
That arm that has nowhere to go when [cuddling], [spooning] or sleeping next to someone else. It usually leads to wishing arms could be pulled off and then put back on afterwards.

*after trying to settle into a comfortable spooning position* uh oh, it's the return of AWKWARD ARM!!!

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The Good Shepherd

The Good Shepherd

The Good Shepherd is loosely based on real events that happened in the formation of the CIA. Matt Damon plays Edward Wilson, the movie starts during the Bay of Pigs Invasion in 1961. Afterwards an anonymous tape & photos are dropped off at Edward Wilson's house.

The movie flashes back to 1939, Edward Wilson is attending Yale and has just become a new member of the Skull and Bones secret society. (For more information on that please watch the movie The Skulls, which is based on this secret society). As one of the initiation rights the new member has to tell the rest of the group a secret. Edward Wilson's secret is that when he was six years old his father committed suicide and left a note. A young Edward found the note and did not show it to anyone and has not read the note to this day. Edward Wilson is approached by FBI Agent Sam Murach (Alec Baldwin) and at Murach request he wants Wilson to spy on one of his professors who he believes is a Nazi spy.

The movie then jumps to the Skull and Bones retreat (for being a secret society they have an annual retreat, I guess they aren't so secret) in 1940. Wilson meets General Bill Sullivan ( Robert De Niro) and asks him if he would like to be part of Office of Strategic Services. Wilson accepts and Sullivan says he will be getting his orders soon. At the retreat Edward Wilson is seduced by Margaret 'Clover' Russel (Angelina Jolie) and they end up consummating the relationship in the dirt next to the campfire (I bet that is show Angelina took Brad away from Jennifer). Edward at the time was dating and in love with a deaf girl Laura (Tammy Blanchard) but you know how these things go. Edward finds out that Clover is pregnant so he has to marry her. Their wedding reception is when he gets his orders to go to London in a week.

When Edward arrives in London he discovers that his professor (Michael Gambon) was actually British intelligence and Edward actually destroyed two years of work for ratting him out to the FBI (whoops, my bad).

The movie then jumps ahead to Berlin 1945 and the Allies and Soviets are trying to bargain and obtain as many Nazi scientist they can get their hands on. Edwards meets his Soviet counterpart with the code name "Ulysses" (Oleg Shtefanko) Edward has a German interpreter with him for all these interviews. She appears to be deaf and since he has a fetish for the deaf he goes back to her place and they consummate their relationship. Edward learns that the hearing aid is actually a spy recorder and well, he has that interpreter taken care of (Tony Soprano style).

Edward finally returns to the United States over being gone for six years. Yeah, Edward & Clover had been married for a week and he was gone. His son's name is Edward Jr. and he has never met his father. During his hiatus he is approached by Sullivan to form what is now called the CIA.

The movie jumps to Edward Jr (Eddie Redmayne) is now at Yale and wants to join the CIA and his mother is not happy with his decision. At the Skull and Bones retreat a few years later Edward Jr. overhears Edward and his associates discuss the upcoming Bay of Pigs invasion.

The Bay of Pigs invasion fails and the CIA begins to analyze the tape & photos that were dropped off at Edwards house in the beginning of the movie. Through clues in the photos and sound they are able to determine the location as the Congo. When Edward arrives in the Congo he discovers that it is his son in the recording and photographs. He was giving classified information to his lover who turned out to be a Soviet spy. (Whoops, my bad).

Now Edward has to deal with the fall-out and complications of Edward Jr.'s actions.

I thought the movie was pretty good. The movie is long though (just short of 3 hours) but it held my attention. Angelina was not in the movie for a long time so that helped too. Matt Damon was about in every scene. I give this movie a 7 out of 10.

Hide your coke & booze!

Lindsay Lohan has checked out of rehab. She has been couped up in the Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah since August. Dina Lohan (aka Enabler) of course has released a statement, because that is all she is good for. "I'm proud of her. She's moving ahead with her life. Things were getting out of control. She took action. She took responsibility. She really needed to heal." Rumor has it she is going to start filming her new movie (aka box-office disaster) Dare to Love Me, in Los Angeles on Oct. 15. I have a feeling this isn't the last we hear from Ms. Lohan. (Source)

Word of the Day

totty
1) n. singular An attractive woman
2) n. plural Many attractive women

1) Yeah, Kylie's a prime piece of totty alright
2) I tell it was wall-to-wall totty in here last night

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She's just bloated!!

Well it looks like Jennifer Lopez cannot keep a secret any longer. Word around the campfire is that she is 4 months pregnant with twins! She is supposed to make the announcement during Saturday or Sunday's show at Madison Square Garden. There was a photo circulating this week that clearly shows some sort of bump.

House has selected three new souls to torture.

TV SPOILER!

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Kal Penn, Olivia Wilde and Peter Jacobson will be series regulars for this season of House. (Source). I watched the October 2 show and I loved it! I think it adds something new instead of just Chase, Cameron and Foreman arguing over the same old things. House well, he is always going to be House and I think he is really enjoying this selection process too.

Word of the Day

bricked
To render your computer useless, as useless as a brick. Usually the result of tampering with the insides and doing irreversible damage. Bricking your hardware leaves you with a new paperweight. Can be the end effect of a faulty flash or [firmware] update, a [modification] (mod) gone bad or being struck by lighting, to name a few.

He managed to get his new iMac bricked while trying to boot WinXP on it.

I tried to change graphics cards while my computer was running but I only managed to get my machine bricked.

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Rehab---Kerry Katona Style

My new favorite celeb has some advise for all those junkies out there. Just get pregnant! Why hasn't Dr. Phil thought of this? (Source)

For Your Consideration

For Your Consideration

For Your Consideration is a movie about a movie. The movie that they are making is Home for Purim, a drama set in the 1940s South which is generating some Oscar buzz.

Catherine O'Hara plays actress Marilyn Hack who's character is dying in the movie, Home for Purim. Harry Shearer plays actor Victor Allan Miller who the husband of the Marilyn Hack's character in Home for Purim. Parker Posey plays actress Callie Webb who is the daughter in Home for Purim who just came out to her dying mother that she is a lesbian. Christopher Moynihan plays actor Brian Chubb who is the son in Home for Purim. Christopher Guest plays, Jay Berman who is the director for Home for Purim.

For Your Consideration revolved around the three actors, Marilyn, Victor & Callie and their Oscar buzz for their individual performance for Home for Purim and who they handle it as individuals. Marylin whose best known work is being a blind prostitute in a movie in the late 1980s says she doesn't care about the award. Victor whose previous work includes dressing up as a hot dog in commercial. Callie a newcomer is overwhelmed and decides to break up with her boyfriend (Brian Chubb) for not being supportive.

With all the Oscar buzz the studio executives swoop in an request that the movie needs changes to the script for being "too Jewish." We learn through a fictional entertainment show where Marilyn is being interviewed that the movie is now called Home for Thanksgiving. That holiday is non-denominational and less threatening. Fortunately for the studio executives they do not ruin the movie and the Oscar buzz continues.

I thought the movie was decent. It seem there were a lot of inside jokes that maybe only the Hollywood kind would get. There are some funny parts with the fictional entertainment show trying to make the older people look "cool." It is definitly a satire on the entire film industry. I give this movie a 6 out of 10.

Word of the Day

stack it
To fall over in a spectacular or amusing fashion, often to the immense amusement of the people around you.

I can't believe I stacked it up the stairs and passed out. I'm such a klutz.

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I would so ask for my money back

It looks like Supernanny isn't all that it is cracked up to be. I don't watch the show on American TV but I can imagine it goes something like this....Insane kid who has no disipline from his parents are running wild. Supernanny comes and the kid behaves for a total of one day and then goes back to his insane ways.

In England one of the kids that appeared on Supernanny burned up his house with a lighter and curtains. The kid was THREE YEARS OLD! That is hard-core. This kid has no hope...they should just charge him as an adult and let him spend 10-12 years hard time. Actually you know what, the kid should be sent to Britney Spears then he would appreciate his parents more. (Source)

Britney's Got her CA Driver's License Ya'll!!!

Britney has obtained her California Driver's License! Click here to see what it looks like!

Top 10 Show for Week of Sept 24

1. CSI
2. Dancing with the Stars (Monday)
3. Grey's Anatomy
4. Dancing with the Stars (Tuesday)
4. Deperate Housewives
6. Dancing with the Stars (Results)
7. Without a Trace
8. House
9. CSI Miami
10. Heroes

Well I watch some of the shows in the top 10. That Dancing With the Stars is big-time. Well I am over committed in that time slot so Dancing will have to make a sacrifice. There were some new shows that cracked the Top 20. Private Practice was 11th and Bionic Woman was 17th. These shows are at the same time. Interesting.

Word of the Day

Man Stand
The act of a man standing outside a shop while his wife/girlfriend/partner shops inside. Man Standing involves looking into space, at other women, or in the case of multi story shopping centers, leaning on the railings of an upper floor watching the people below.

Ive been doing the Man Stand outside New Look for an hour!

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Fantasy Player of the Week

Congrats to Daunte Culpepper for being the NFL Fantasy Player of the Week for Week 4. How many of you had him sitting on the bench?

Word of the Day

rock up
1. verb; to attend, or be present
2. verb; bring interest to a place

1. "Yeah, she said we could just rock up at her house any time we like."
2. "We'll rock up that place like no other."

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I love that judge!

Well I was disappointed when there was baseball instead of my Family Guy reruns so I decided to check my email. To my surprise a breaking news email from CNN saying that Britney has to give up her kids! I guess this qualifies as breaking news. Unfortunately the boys are not going to a loving couple in Sheboygan, Wisconsin they are going to K-Fed. Hmm I guess the lesser of two evils. I tell you what Nancy Grace is having a field day! This is stuff she lives for! (Source)

The only funny thing on SNL anymore

These digital shorts which usually star Adam Samberg. Here is the one from the season premier.

TV Spoilers!

Gaby (Eva Longoria) starts flirting with new neighbor Adam (Nathan Fillion), much to the displeasure of Adam's wife Katherine (Dana Delany) on Desperate Housewives.

Jorja Fox will be leaving CSI in an undisclosed storyline. Her departure will be set for November. Jessica Lucas will be joining the cast on October 11 as intern Ronnie Lake. Her first case will as Sara's partner in a homeless murder investigation. No word on if Jessica will be Jorja's replacement.

The October 3 episode of Bionic Woman someone close to Jamie Sommers passes away. That same episode Isaiah Washington starts his run as Jamie's "Bionic life coach"

All information was obtained in the October 8 edition of TV Guide.

Best & Worst Couples

USA Today weekend has come up with a list of the best & worst TV couples of the Fall 2007 Season. I have to disagree with some of these. I mean Turk & JD are on the list but not with each other. They are by far the best TV couple, I guess they didn't count hetero-life partners. (Source)

Best relationships
1. Pam Beesly & Jim Halpert ("The Office," NBC)
2. Carla Espinosa & Dr. Chris Turk ("Scrubs," NBC)
3. Ari Gold & "Mrs. Ari" ("Entourage," HBO)
4. Homer & Marge Simpson ("The Simpsons," Fox)
5. Betty Suarez & Henry Grubstick ("Ugly Betty," ABC)

Worst relationships
1. Gil Grissom & Sara Sidle ("CSI: Crime Scene Investigation," CBS)
2. Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt ("The Hills," MTV)
3. Susan Mayer and anybody ("Desperate Housewives," ABC)
4. Drs. John Dorian & Elliot Reid ("Scrubs," NBC)
5. Reality relationships, especially any show in which someone is supposed to propose marriage

Word of the Day

Wide Stance
A euphemism for a [homosexual], especially one who is [closeted]. This is coined from the transparent defense of Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), to charges of disorderly conduct, stemming from his apparent [solicitation] of an undercover officer, underneath the partition of a restroom stall.

Prior to pleading guilty, Sen. Craig attempted to explain his behavior by claiming that his shoe touched the officer's underneath the partition because he had a "wide stance", when going to the bathroom.

Genevieve is really crushing hard on the varsity QB. Someone should tell her that the dude has a wide stance.

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