Cash has hit the jackpot

Jessica Alba is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren's child. "I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," says rep Brad Cafarelli. I don't know who this Cash Warren guy is but he just cashed his paycheck for the rest of his life. I think he is a less skeezy Kevin Federline. (Source)

She's really sick ya'll!

Britney Spears was unable to attend her court-ordered deposition Wednesday morning due to an illness, a lawyer forKevin Federline announced. "I was told of a general [medical] condition, and [Spears] felt she couldn't attend," Mark Vincent Kaplan said outside his Los Angeles office. Spears's friend Sam Lufti tells PEOPLE in an e-mail: "She's sick, both physically and high anxiety. Millions of press outside. It's too much." (Source)

Word of the Day

w00t
An expression of joy and excitement.

I just got an A on my test. w00t!

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What is a heart attack?

Jeopardy! host, Alex Trebek was hospitalized Tuesday after suffering a mild heart attack. Trebek, 67 was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center late Monday night and was expected to remain there about two days for tests and observation, said show spokesman Jeff Ritter. Alex Trebek is 67?!? I would have never guessed...he looks fantastic! Get well soon! (Source)

Fantasy Player of the Week

Congrats to Tom Brady for being the NFL Fantasy Player of the Week for Week 14. Shocker! Some of you are in your playoffs, I of course, am not.

Word of the Day

wi-five
It's a high five that doesn't involve actually contact, normally over a long distance where a real high-five isn't possible. Mix of "wireless" and "high-five", hence "wi-five", (wireless high-five)

Iain (yelling across the room): Dude, that mess was teh pwnz. Wi-five, brosef
Eric (in response): You need to chill with that [nano] shit, son

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Song of the Week

No Doubt - Just A Girl